What? What?

O.K. I might have been sleeping on the job but when the hell did it turn into that final downward slope towards Christmas? I just got back from Thanksgiving today and I am already in a panic. I ordered our cards and paid way too much to make sure they happened quickly. I have bought a total of two gifts and one of them is a book. No kid wants a freaking book under the tree. In addition to this pressure, my husband just ripped the shit out of our downstairs bathroom. Yes you heard me right, no toilet, no sink, no laundry. What? What? Yes, no LAUNDRY. I have two boys, a dog, and a husband. Do you know how much freaking laundry I do? TONS! I am feeling a bit of panic. I would be panicking just about Christmas but with no bathroom and washing machine it's no wonder my doctor just put me on blood pressure medication. I tried explaining to my doctor that I medicate myself just fine with chardonnay but she wouldn't listen. In fact I've taken two doses, I think I need to go to bed, I have laundry piling up......